702. male social escort

Rant of the day: My throat is unwell. Fuck!

I'd seen enough female social escort news and even on the street. Comes in all SHAPES and SIZES. As in good body shape and good boob SIZE. Haha. Of course, if you had read enough from our daily tabloids, they also offer packages. You know what I mean when I say "packages" lah. Don't need elaboration right?

Just on Friday night after dear bought her Acer laptop, we where slightly late on the NEL towards Hougang station. Dear managed to get a seat while I stood in front. Almost immediately, the guy and lady next to dear caught my eye. The guy was an Indian man in early to mid twenties (I suppose) but was dressed in the most offbeat way. Like those Bangla workers, cladded in white short-sleeve shirt tucked out from a very old-looking black pants.

But he looked really well groomed. Nicely shaved. Hair combed. Look really really attractive. His features are really sharp. Looks quite tall and definitely MUSCULAR.

But what so funny about him that caught my eye? It was the lady next to him that made me wanna observe longer. The lady was practically pawing him! She swung her right arm around his neck and started fondling his right ear and cheek. Then she slided her palm into his and started caressing his palm. But the man had NO reaction! Very unlikely for a normal couple. When she talked to him, he sort of answered very unwilling and brief. Weird!

If we were to assume the guy is a normal average man who paid the lady for sex, he can go for a better one. The lady look disgusting. Eeeeewwwwww... Her features are totally mismatch. Her boobs and huge but saggy. Her "spare tyre" can be seen bouncing when the train jerks.

The guy sort of realised I'm observing him and the lady and he kept his head really low. Somehow felt like his a lil guilty lah.

So, unlikely for the lady to be the escort right? Rather, the man was the escort and she paid for his service. And I'm sure the "package" is a comprehensive FULL package. 'Cuz it was already the LAST train home and definitely the escort would had completed his daily task unless........ *ahem*

Interesting... Haha...

701. comex 2008

Rant of the day: I'm so tired...

I've been busy for the past few days. Comex... Comex... Comex... The crowd was ridiculously huge. On Saturday afternoon, it took me 45min from City Hall MRT to the exhibition hall and likewise, back to the MRT! All I can feel was my sweat trickling down my forehead and other peeps' BO (body odor). Fuck!

Anyway, the items roll call after the whole mad rush:

1) Laptop cooling fan (to cool the poor thing down)
2) Screen protector (prevent any marks left after cat fights)
3) Keyboard skin (due to the size constrain of my keyboard, it was trimmed down and could stick nicely but at least to prevent more dirt and hair to stuck underneath)
4) USB vacuum (to at least suck out the dirt where possible before I stick on the keyboard skin)

Wanted to get a laptop skin and get it covered but my laptop surface has too many "bumpy" and uneven finish. Moreover, it's not the glossy kinda surface. So, forget it.

Yes, I'm really tempted to get a good speaker set. Sonic Gear was offering such a good bargain and I'm so interested but there's NO MORE space on my desk! Shucks...

But dear got herself a good laptop from Acer. The specs were quite good. Enough for her to do wonders I believe. With this extra gadget, think dear will be able to perform even better in her studies. It's sort of a passive benefit lah.

700. where the hell is matt?

Rant of the day: Not joking and I still think that I'm seriously over-worked!

This is cool. Thanks Joey!

Shot in many many places and I'm damn sure he looked stupid and retard when doing the shots. Haha. But then, it's cool la. Serious! And he did shot in Singapore too. Haha.

And this is the missing places not included in the video. Equally funny!

And, his dance is damn funny. Think he need some serious dance lessons...

699. fireworks video

Rant of the day: I'm over-worked!

Ok. Click here for the video I took during the Singapore Fireworks Festival 2008, on the Friday slot. The music is a lil soft. So up your volume now and be mesmerized once more! Enjoy...

Oh yes I know, alot of wasted time in the beginning and the end of the video. The fireworks thingy took about only 17min from the start to end. Haha...

698. dear's birthday

Rant of the day: I'm tired too...

How's a birthday celebration like to be spent without adequate sleep and most of the time either driving on the road or in hospital? Ask dear and she can prolly describe what's the feeling like to spend her birthday this way.

It's suppose to be her birthday today but due to some unforeseen incidents at home, her youngest sister was admitted to hospital. Not any accident so don't worry much but just that she kept vomiting prolly caused by over-eating and indigestion.

But this caused dear to only catch a mere 2 hours of eyes shut since yesterday night. Her face turned so pale.

I can't help but to feel upset.

Since it's her birthday, we have to do something to make a lil more lively. So we had lunch at Seoul Yummy. Dear's first visit and I think she love the food and service.

The Korean barley water. Colour is different. Taste is different. A total new experience.

The side dishes that came with the set lunch for two. Love all of them! Mmmmmmmmm...

The dunno-what pancake. D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S! Taste even better when you dip into that sauce!

I had my spicy chicken soup with white rice.

Dear had her favourite hotplate beef. This taste seriously good.

And yes, end the meal with a yummilious desert -- bingsu! It's actually frozen yogurt with ice shavings and top it up with assorted fruits.

So we kinda had a some quality time, just the two of us...

Then, drove dear to school to borrow some books for her project references. And then back to her place where she caught her 2 hours power nap while I lingered around with her NDS. And when she woke up, it's already dinner time. Took a short dinner break at Xing Wang Kovan and was to hospital for the visit.

Time is even more precious today. Must manage it well.

Dear, I love you! Muacks!

697. deric

Rant of the day:

Saw this in an email circulation. There are 3 things that are the hardest to say in this World:

1) I love you
2) I'm sorry
3) Help me

Somehow, it wasn't really that tough for me to say the above. Maybe I got rhino skin -- thick skin. Haha. But to me, if I really love the person, I will not hesitate to tell her that I love her. It's an expression of love. I tell that to mum. I tell that to dear too.

When I know or I felt I did something wrong, I have no qualms about apologising. Well, I know not many people will say that but it's all about human ego isn't it? Human skin is so thin that we can't put ourselves in front to realise the mistakes we've done. But like I'd mentioned, perhaps I have thick skin.

And yes, when I really need help, I'll say it. Why wait? Wait for Christmas ah? If it's something urgent, all the more I'll voice it out asap! But again, like the previous para, human ego. Cannot show others that you are "weak" in something. Rubbish! The only thing I'll try my best to hide is my emotional weakness. As most of my close friends will know, I crumble easily like a stack of cards when something devastating happens.

Anyway, Deric is so hyper and can't stop trying to get our attention whenever anyone walks past his cage. Here he is, peering out as close as he can! He's like a white teddy bear! Chubby and cute.

Hesitating if he should step out from his cage when we purposely left the cage door opened. And yes, he loves to snuggle into our laps and take his nap there. Haha. Still a baby...

Well, he had recovered fully from his blood-in-shit thingy. It's caused by intestinal worms. NOT food allergy. Phew. But he still don't like chicken. Odd. The vet we went is really good. Plus, the charges are really affordable! For those who wanna know where is it, it's at 108 Ang Mo Kio Ave 4, The Animal Doctors.

Oh yes, it's Monday tomorrow and I'm suppose to be on leave but thanks to my BIG BIG boss, I have to go back to office for a dry run on the seminar coming Tuesday. Right. I'm gonna claim my time off for this. But still, spoil my plans! Grrrrrr...

696. natsu

Rant of the day: So soon and the weekend is over!

Saturday was Natsu Matsuri, Japan Summer Festival. Think it is very unfamiliar for most peeps out there. Actually, I'm still confused whether are the Japanese celebrating the beginning of the summer or the end of the summer?

Anyway, it was a rainy day and all events were held indoors. Right... And since dear wasn't too familiar with the location, I took over the wheels instead. But also partly because it's raining and dear didn't bring her spectacles. Not safe. So I took over as a part time driver. Haha. I'm not a bad driver hor!

Reached The Japanese School at around 5pm and was shocked by the turnout. The queue was terribly long even though it was raining! But things went as planned. Drop Arina and Liwei to the queue first before dear and I drive to the nearest carpark at Tampines. No carpark near the school actually. Then, quickly take cab to the place where Arina and Liwei should had reach the ticket counter and help us buy the tickets.

And we were so right! Haha.

While we were queueing for the entrance to the place, dear and Liwei went to change into their Yukata while I just "lup" on my Junpei top.

For those who have no idea what the heck I was saying about the Yukata and Junpei, this is it. Dear in her Yukata that cost more than $300! But she is really gorgeous in it right? So much like a real traditional Japanese lady. Yup, that's me in my Junpei.

We have dinner (prepared by the ladies) and after that, it's games time for them while I prefer to hang around.

Oh yes. I must put this up in my blog as promised! While I'm cam-whoring when dear and Liwei were in the queue for games, look at this fat arm! *ahem* You know whose arm is that la. The only lady who was not in Yukata. Miss *ahem* A *ahem* ri *ahem* na. Haha...

Due to the rain, performances were held indoors. Too many shots and I'm lazy to put them up here. But I kinda like the ending where everyone dances in circles. Really really warm and humid but quite an eye-opener.

And before we left, a group photo. Gosh! I looked tired eh.

695. singapore fireworks festival

Rant of the day: Can the rain stop?

It was supposed to be a surprise for dear but somehow, she managed to guess where we were going along the way. I should had blindfolded her until we reach the seats. Haha.

Yup, I managed to buy the tickets via Intranet about a month back. Not exactly cheap but hey, how much does seeing the dear beaming with joy? It's priceless...

But unfortunately, it was drizzling before the show starts and sort of dampened the mood a lil 'cuz it was all wet and cold. But at least we'd got a seat comfortably without the need to stand and squeeze with those on the bridge. Best thing was, we got the CENTRE seat on CENTRE block on the floating gallery! Best view! So lucky...

The choreograph wasn't too bad. Just that a lil too rush through the arrangements. Plus, the fireworks used wasn't anything new. But still, it's good fun seeing all the fireworks up above your head! Tickets well spent!

And I'm sure dear loved the pressie I'd got for her birthday. She loved a similar model but it's no longer found in the market and this is the closest we can find so far. Everytime we look at this model in the display cabinet, her eyes will glow. Haha. Plus, there are 3 straps for her to change for different occasions! Nice.

While on our way home, we got fat asses like this in the trains. Either this fat ass lady has no backbone or she wanna lose that fat ass by doing the pole dance. IDIOT! I have to keep shifting in order to find a slightly more comfortable hand grip.

So how can Singapore turn into a gracious society with such peeps who don't even see the need to be a lil considerate??? Looks like PM Lee gotta work harder in his plans.

694. exam just around the corner

Rant of the day: I am so sleepy...

In just a few hours,

1) I'll be waking up
2) Washing up
3) Making my way to school
4) Do final burst of mugging in canteen
5) Find my seat in the examination room
6) Complete the 3 selected questions and 1 compulsory question
7) Hand the paper up and leave without turning back
8) Pay my school fees (ouch!)
9) Submit my assignment

Yes! And that's the end of this module and also end of my second year! I'm soooooo happy. If you had not realised, I had my first year advanced. So theorectically, I started with year 2.

Hmmmmmm... Come to think about it, I'm not really worried about the paper eh? Perhaps not in da mood to worry. I'm busy thinking about how to celebrate after the paper! Haha. But seriously, I DIDN'T study much today. I AM FUCKING SERIOUS!

Well, I woke up this morning, trying to go through the tips and the notes. Then, mother wanna shift the settings in kitchen so that Deric will be put to one of the more spacious corner and we will also have more walking space. Then lunch. Then mother need to go FJ Benjamin to utilise the voucher that my brother don't want. She's not sure how to go, so I'm accompanying her. Then home to bring Deric to vet. Nothing serious. Suspected blood in shit due to worms in intestinal area. And then finally, I can read up a lil more. But by then, I'm so tired.

Things didn't end there. Dinner at AMK Central. Then, do so grocery-ing with mother at NTUC. Then, home to read up a few more pages. Then waited for dear to collect my printed assignment for submission. Thanks baby! Muacks! Then home again to pack up and get ready for tomorrow.

But seriously, I don't think I'm ready fr the paper. But heck! Get over and done with. I'm tired...

So, whatever it is, time for me to get some beauty sleep. Nitez ~~

693. know yourself better

Rant of the day: Shucks... Deric poo poo got blood!

Got this from Soppy's blog. It's really quite accurate isn't it? Know yourself better. I'll suggest you to read the question first and picture the image before looking at the selection choices available and then you pick the closest. If not, I don't think the results will be accurate as reading the choices first will change the way you imagine.

Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education:
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

692. 寂寞恋人

Rant of the day: It's a LS (lao sai) day. Dear LS. Deric LS. 最多话要“奖”son LS.

专辑：十二楼的莫文蔚
歌曲：寂寞的恋人啊
歌手：莫文蔚
作词：李宗盛　
作曲：王一隆　
编曲：Mac Chew

固执的7-11 尾声啦　夏天
太亮了霓虹灯　天空的颜色好浅
傻子才争吵啊　落叶是树的风险
情感是偶发的事件　用偏方治好失眠

满意你爱的吗　有何新发现
温柔的实验　恋爱的肢体语言
努力爱一个人　和幸福并无关联
小心啊　爱与不爱之间　离得不是太远

吞下寂寞的恋人啊　试着辛苦的去了解
却是遗憾少见　有谁　如愿　真是让人不甘心啊
越是相爱的两个人　越是容易让彼此疼
疲惫了　放手了　不值得　不要了

满意你爱的吗　有何新发现
温柔的实验　恋爱的肢体语言
努力爱一个人　和幸福并无关联
小心啊　爱与不爱之间　离得不是太远

吞下寂寞的恋人啊　试着辛苦的去了解
却是遗憾少见　有谁　如愿　真是让人不开心啊
越是相爱的两个人　越是容易让彼此疼
疲惫了　放手了　不值得　不要了

吞下寂寞的恋人啊　试着辛苦的去了解
却是遗憾少见　有谁　如愿　真是让人不服气啊
越是相爱的两个人　越是容易让彼此疼
疲惫了　放手了　不值得　不要了

691. asian men ain't small

Thought of the day: Asian men ain't small.

This is totally ridiculous. Is there anyone else in this World as desperate as this man? But he did proved something, Asian men ain't small after all. He showed how huge we can be! Haha...

Back to office stuff, today is my only working day this week. No, I'm not on long vacation leave. I'm on course tomorrow and Wednesday. Thursday and Friday I'm on leave. Not for holiday but rather for exam! Shit!

I'll only be back in office on Tuesday... BUT... my dear boss want me to go back office on Monday when I'm still on leave! Not the whole day but long enough to spoil my day. Need to do some dry run for the big seminar on Tuesday but seriously, I don't see the need for me to do it. Not exactly confident that I'll be in my best form but there ain't any QnA session in any portion of the seminar. They are the one who will be doing the QnA session in a panel kinda thing.

Seriously, waste of my time...

690. 边走边唱

Rant of the day: I hate Mondays!

专辑：等等等等
《边走边唱》
词：邬欲康&张方露
曲：陈志远
唱：黄磊

已经很习惯 从风里向南方眺望
隔过山越过海是否有你忧伤等待的眼光
有一点点难过突然觉得意乱心慌
冷风吹痛了脸庞 让泪水浸湿了眼眶

其实也想知道 这时候你在哪个怀抱
说过的那些话 终究我们谁也没能够做到
总有一丝愧疚自己不告而别的逃
但往事如昨 我怎么都忘不了

爱情边走边唱 唱不完一段地久天长
空荡荡的路上 铺满了迷惘
心甘情愿的挣扎 百感交集的盼望
终究还是一样 换不到你想要的收场不是吗

爱情边走边唱 唱不完一段地久天长
心中抱着希望 只看到失望
不如一切这样吧 你和我就算了吧
谁都害怕复杂 一个人简单点不是吗

其实也想知道 这时候你在哪个怀抱
说过的那些话 终究我们谁也没能够做到
总有一丝愧疚自己不告而别的逃
但往事如昨 我怎么都忘不了

爱情边走边唱 唱不完一段地久天长
空荡荡的路上 铺满了迷惘
心甘情愿的挣扎 百感交集的盼望
终究还是一样 换不到你想要的收场不是吗

爱情边走边唱 唱不完一段地久天长
心中抱着希望 只看到失望
不如一切这样吧 你和我就算了吧
谁都害怕复杂 一个人简单点不是吗

爱情边走边唱 唱不完一段地久天长
心中抱着希望 只看到失望
不如一切这样吧 你和我就算了吧
谁都害怕复杂 一个人简单点生活吧

689. hitler and the erp

Rant of the day: I'm so sleepy.

Now, this is damn funny... So did the Toa Payoh citizens reacted this way?

I think I'll react something similar if I'm ever getting a car and the ERP decides to make themselves comfortable in my neighbourhood.

688. 4 minutes

Rant of the day: Weekend is finally HERE!!!

I definitely have more than 4 minutes a day. But to save the World? I think I don't need 4 minutes. I need super powers! Haha!

Timbaland:
I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes (repeat several times)
Break down

Madonna:
Come on boy
I've been waiting for somebody
To pick up my stroll

Justin:
Well don't waste time
Give me a sign
Tell me how you wanna roll

Madonna:
I want somebody to speed it up for me
Then take it down slow
There's enough room for both

Justin:
Well, I can handle that
You just gotta show me where it's at
Are you ready to go (Are you ready to go)

Madonna & Justin:
If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and imma give you what you want

Madonna & Justin:
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
Grab a boy
Grab a girl
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
We only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes

Madonna & Justin:
Keep it up..... Madonna
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, keep it up
Keep it up, don't.... Madonna, uh
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Madonna:
Sometimes I think what I need is a human intervention, yeah

Justin:
And you know I can tell that you like it
And that it's good, by the way that you move, ooh, hey hey

Madonna:
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah

Justin:
But if I die tonight
At least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me, how bout you?

Madonna & Justin:
If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and imma give you what you want

Madonna & Justin:
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
Grab a boy
Grab a girl
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
We only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes

Madonna & Justin:
Keep it up..... Madonna
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, keep it up
Keep it up, don't.... Madonna, uh
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Timbaland:
Breakdown