Thursday, April 30, 2009

871. swine flu

Rant of the day: I wanna keep fit... But it's really so tiring...

Prevention is better than cure and really appreciate the gahmen taking initiative to prevent the Swine Flu from spreading in Singapore.

But, are they sending out the right message? There seems to be a potential community panic!!!

Corporates are already preparing the activate all sorts of "preventive" measures but seriously, I find certain stuff are a lil too exaggerating. I need to take temperature twice a day from next week onwards! But there is no confirmed infection is Singapore lor...

Was thinking that since my thermometer is already not in order as I think it's low battery. It doesn't exactly make sense to buy batteries as those mini batteries are extremely expensive and also, thermometers are really cheap now. So, might as well buy a new one. But, it's out of stock!

What the fuck!

The first sign of panic... I believe the next will be mask and Tamiflu tablets.

Let's relax abit lar... New song by Z-Chen, Maze 《迷魂陣》.

I like the background music. Feels like dancing... Haha...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

870. open studio

Cry of the day: Long time no "lancing lancing" le... Itchy backside now...

Suddenly got the urge to dance. It's been aeons since I last attended hip hop class...

Saw this Studio Wu's Open Studio event in my Facebook invitation and I'm really really keen... But it's advance beginner class wor!

Think I might break my bones lor! I only managed to attend beginner class previously and that was like more than a year ago!!!

On coming Monday and it's $12 (before GST) and starts from 8.30pm to 10pm. Somemore so close to my work place.

Tempted lar... Should I?

Dear, you wanna go?

Monday, April 27, 2009

869. a song that everyone heard

Rant of the day: I need alot of me... Kage Bushinon Jutsu!!!

A song that almost everyone heard it...

Ain't she good?

Sunday, April 26, 2009

868. naruto again

Rant of the day: I think I'm drowning... Throw me a float quick! I need a big one!!!

I'm starting Naruto anime all over again. Haha... Go ahead and boo me...

Online streaming is so slow lar...

Friday, April 24, 2009

867. i am resigning

Rant of the day: It's soooooo blardy hot outside but freaking cold in office...

I am resigning...

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If I have all this...

Haha... Gotcha!!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

866. and the fight started...

Love of the day: Loves Korean songs now...

This email circulation is damn funny. 10 scenarios why fight started between the man and wife...

1) My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....

2) My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

3) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.
And then the fight started...

4) I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...

5) A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....

6) I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Tiger for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....

7) My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday and then the fight started.....

8) A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....

9) I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

10) My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....

865. scream

Rant of the day: School fees... Sian...

Eric wants to scream now!!! He is soooooooooooooo fucking tired of bringing work home to do because he had been doing this since last week!!!

Did you get your free cone @ Ben and Jerry today?

Anyway, watch this heart breaking video by Ferdinand Dimadura...

Are you still going to waste food again? There's people dying out there. How lucky we are here in Singapore...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

864. i'm broke

Rant of the day: Sian... It's going to bed on Sunday but I can't wait for Friday...

I'm broke. Think I need to start on the "air" diet from now on. And it doesn't help when the outstanding school fees is still lying on my desk. Fark...

Why am I broke? Spent more than $150 today!!! That's totally crazy man!!! But maybe at the sametime to release stress bah...

My whole day was packed with stuff to do. Woke up and changed the sofa covers all by myself! Usually it's a 2-man job to change it but I did it alone!!! And then swept floor. Deric is sort of shedding now and there's lots and lots of fur ball all over the house.

After all the household chores, went straight to dear's place to send Boy Boy to the vet for follow up but by the time I reached dear's place, the vet is closed for lunch. So, spent the rest of the day with dear.

After lunch, it's Boy Boy's excursion to the vet and then, car cleaning time to remove all the Boy Boy's saliva and fur. By the time we are done with all the cleaning, I'm already sweaty and hungry... And then, remembered dear wanna go Uniqlo at Tampines One 'cause it's their last day of the opening sale.

Rushed home to bathe and change up and off we go. But it's dinner first. Can't do anything much without energy right?

Dinner at Cafe Cartel. We gotta try the honey ribs.

Some buys today...

A book! Eric reads!!! Can you believe it... Haha. It's another fiction on vampires. Not another one!!! I bought it because I like the book cover design. Haha... Marked by P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast @ $13.85 from Popular.

Dear saw this really cheap top from Cotton On. $5 only! Ok lar. Quality sucks but hey, it's only $5... What do you expect? A Polo Ralph?

Stuff we bought from Uniqlo. My first pair of slim cut jeans @ $49.90.

A stripped-purple polo @ $29.90. The last piece for this design (minus the display piece)!!!

Oh I love this one. A black V-neck tee with cute embroiled pictures!!! Oh... Love this game. Munch munch munch... Uniqlo Tee (UT) @ $19.90.

Gawd... So broke le lah...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

863. 海豚之音

Rant of the day: Sian... I'm still reviewing the website FAQ... Fark!!!

王力宏和张靓颖合唱的歌曲,另一个天堂。超级好听!!!

作詞:葛大為(David K.) 作曲:王力宏

你取代 前一秒我生命的空白
問題忽然找到答案
不用解釋也明白

你的微笑 是一個暗號
我能解讀 那多美好
夢想不大 想永遠停在 這一秒

你為我的世界 重新彩繪

是你帶我找到 另一個天堂
遠比想像中更美
我們懷抱裏的 這一個天堂
另一個夢想 有無限的快樂

相信你是我的 另一個天堂
給的愛多麼純粹
因為你而存在 這一個天堂
愛是直達的路線
因為你而存在 這一個天堂
只想陪在你身邊

我等待 下一刻再相遇的精彩
每天每天 越來越愛
邏輯就這麼簡單

是你轉到 同一個頻道
定位我的 幸福座標
我多渺小 能愛著你 才最重要

想把妳的明天 仔細翻閱

是你帶我找到 另一個天堂
遠比想像中更美
我們懷抱裏的 這一個天堂
另一個夢想 有無限的快樂

相信你是我的 另一個天堂
給的愛多麼純粹
因為你而存在 這一個天堂
愛是直達的路線

是你帶我找到 另一個天堂遠
比想像中更美
我們懷抱裏的 這一個天堂
每一個夢想 有無限的快樂

相信你是我的 另一個天堂
給的愛多麼純粹
因為你而存在 這一個天堂
愛是直達的路線
因為你而存在 這一個天堂
我只想陪在你身邊

海豚音的部分都是张靓颖唱的!超级高音lor!!!还记得张靓颖吗?是的。她是大陆《超级女声》的前三名。是厉害的lor!

如果不记得张靓颖是谁的话,可能以下片段会听起来很熟悉。是她在《超级女声》唱的“Loving You”。

陶醉~~~

862. again & again

Rant of the day: So warm...

Next Korea hottest group, 2PM. Their new single, Again & Again.

Not bad right? Very catchy. Their company, JYP, very funny la. Purposely launched on 16 April 2009, 2pm. Haha...

Friday, April 17, 2009

861. ouch... my eyes...

Rant of the day: Sick of working at home...

I felt a really sharp pain in my eyes just now...

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Think I need to see a doctor...

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No. Maybe a specialist...

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Was sending dear home just now and something happened at Dhoby Ghaut MRT as we were alighting, something struck my eyes!!!

It's a...

a...

a disgusting sight!!! So bad that it burns!!!

A lady stood up from her sit. Not really fat but seriously, very very flabby... How I know? She wears a pair of shorts soooooooo short that every step she took, her fats around her ass and thighs trembles!!!

Eeeewwww...

And that's not all!!! Her short is bright yellow coloured but... it's sooooooo thin that almost translucent! And there you can guess... everyone can see that she also wears a black panty.

So it's like flabby ass and thighs + almost translucent super duper short yellow shorts + black panty...

Wah... My eyes hurt...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

860. damn tired

Rant of the day: 2 more working days... Kill me please...

This week is hell for me. Had been staying till late in office for 3 days (including today) and for past 2 nights, da pao-ing work home and work till 1am. Damn tired...

Just when I though the busiest peak for my branch is over...

*sigh*

A funny ad to perk myself up in office earlier. Haha...

That's why it is damn important to have good working partners with you in both work and school. Luckily, I have really good working partners in office.

*phew*

Some people just like to spend time to make weird clips like this~~~

Erm... ya... Moral of the story: If you are feeling soooooo stress that you might go retard enough to make video like this, jerk it out!!! Haha...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

859. across the causeway

Rant of the day: It's so dreadful to go office now...

So sian... The long weekend is over...

Went to JB on Saturday. It's been around 4 years since I last crossed the causeway. And yeah, there's been changes. Not alot though. At least the City Square looks huge and pretty well equiped to spend the whole afternoon.

What didn't change? The streets beyond City Square... The traffic is still horrendous.

And, out of nowhere, an ugly and old building in between of 2 modern towers!

Also, broken traffic lights. Saw that big lobang in the middle of the green light?

Besides these, the are very minimal trees along the streets and this makes it very very warm to stroll out. So, everyone is literally "confined" in City Square because... AIR CON!!!

Not only that, many of their sign boards are only in Malay. Please... JB had developed into a mini tourists area because of the cross-over to Singapore but still, it's very not tourists friendly. How can they expect everyone to understand melayu leh?

Seriously, they need to do alot of work in JB to catch up with what's across the causeway. Started off status quo but look at both places now... They need at least 15 years to catch up with the neighbour's current environment.

Anyway, had my hair cut earlier at my usual salon.

I love my ah gong hair!!! It's cooling lor. Really needed a hair cut 'cause the weather is getting warm these days. And also, short hair is easier to maintain.

Sian ah... It's hell when I think about going back office tomorrow...

Saturday, April 11, 2009

858. getting better

Rant of the day: Weird... It rained but still so humid!!!

6 more maggots being removed today. But Boy Boy do seems more alert and not as restless as yesterday.

Somehow we were not convinced that Boy Boy can discharge on Saturday 'cause it seems like there might be more maggots growing in his toe. And if there is, we will not be able to help him except the vet. So dear decided to let Boy Boy stay till Sunday while they continue with the treatment.

Boy Boy's new image!!! Poor Boy Boy have to wear the cone till the toe heals. Else he might go on nibbling if it itches and worsen the condition.

His toe ain't as swollen as yesterday but still ain't recovering fast. Looks like there might be more maggots inside right? *heart pain*

Hope he gets better fast...

Deric, on the hand, is having a better life at home now. Because he is allowed to roam freely at home even at night now and no longer confined to the kitchen at night.

A new word that Deric response -- gai gai!!! He gets really attentive when we say that.

A lazy pose. So cute right? He sleeps like this too with the tip of his tongue exposing. Awwwwww...

Anyway, has the traffic rules changed for the expressway?

Since when bus can travel on the fastest lane on expressway? This is taken on Thursday when dear and I were on our way to Tampines One. And yeah!!! Uniqlo is now open in Singapore!!! Dear had previously bought me a purple Uniqlo shirt from Japan!!!

Loves~~~

Friday, April 10, 2009

857. circus

Rant of the day: Rain... But still so humid...

Dear is gonna love this MV... Britney's Circus.

There's only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl
Don't like the backseat
Gotta be first
(Oh..)

I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots (Call the shots)
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show...

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All eyes on me, in the center of the ring
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)

HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.

There's only two types of guys out there
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby, I hope that you, came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware

I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots (Call the shots)
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show...

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All eyes on me, in the center of the ring
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)

HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. (Let's go)

(Uh Uh Uh-huh) Let me see what you can do
(Uh Uh Uh-huh) I'm runnin' this
(Like-like-like a circus) Yeah
Like a what? (Like-like-like a circus)

All eyes on me, in the center of the ring
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)

All eyes on me, in the center of the ring
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)
Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
(Just like a Circus) (Uh Uh Uh-huh)

856. how to file your taxes... in US...

Joy of the day: Good Friday!!! Woohoo~~~

Hmmmmmm... Saw this on Youtube by the tax authorities in US.

Sounds complicated eh... Don't sound easy to me at all lor! Maybe IRAS can do something like that and tell people declaring personal income taxes are so much more easier here in Singapore!

Haha...

855. 23 maggots

Rant of the day: Drowned by emails...

23 maggots!!! The vet took out 23 maggots from Boy Boy's rotten toe!!! What the fuck!!!

*heartache*

Seriously don't know what Boy Boy had stepped on that causes the sudden infection. So now, the vet is monitoring the situation for 2 days and poor Boy Boy have to stay at the clinic for 2 days. Guess he must be feeing lousy now. But it's for his good if not he will not recover... We will visit him tomorrow again just to let him know we are still there for him.

Have been loving dear's golden retriever since the day we met and he is like another dog of mine now. So it's really sad to see him in such a stage and even the vet can't explain what causes the infection. But we are suspecting is due to his own clumsiness when he walks.

*sigh*

Anyway, saw this from Felix's blog. Short ad by MCYS on family...

Touching isn't it? It's the little imperfections that makes people perfect. Dear, did my lil imperfections make me perfect to you?

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

854. 钱与人心

Rant of the day: I'm damn tired...

别人的家务事,我不方便在blog讨论。能说的是,只有到了发生事情又急需钱的时后才看得清人心。真的牵涉钱的事端时,人才会说出最不人道的话。

*叹*

看到dear流泪的时候,真的心如刀割。但是,又必须装做坚强,不然场面更难收拾。好在钱还不算是个问题。只要钱能解决的东西,就不是问题。If money can resolve the problem, that is not a problem.

真的……

现在只能希望Boy Boy(dear的黄金猎犬)能早日康复。

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

853. irritating neighbour

Rant of the day: Appraisal is quite crappy...

Have I ever mentioned that the family staying in the unit above us is damn irritating? When the kids were still toddler, we use to find soiled diapers on the aircon main duct. But the most astonishing find last time was used panty liner.

Besides their frequent littering onto our aircon main duct, the kids love to wear their mother's heels and walk around the house. So the in the daytime we can hear "clok clok clok" coming from our ceiling. Sometimes, it sound goes faster because they are fucking running in those heels! For goodness sake... When they grow up, they can have plenty of fun chasing buses in heels lar!!!

So, now the kids are older and guess what we found on our aircon main duct a few nights back...

Foolscap paper!!! Not a lil bit but a whole chunk of it... So, out of curiosity, I took a closer shot on the junk.

Looks like some test or home assignment result. Got red colour ink markings... Guess which school?

It's Deyi Secondary School, which is just around the corner.

If any of the teachers or principle reading this, look at what your students did. All your hardwork marking their papers and they crushed them and threw it off. 2 possible reasons:
1) Failed their test and don't wanna let their parents see
2) Think the marking is crap and decided to litter down the block

Wondering what will happen if the school teacher or my neighbour reads this. Think my brother collected all this crap into a plastic bag and placed it back at their door step. Haha...

Anyway, think you should still remember Carls Jr's advocating ads on buses and trains.

"Some like it long but others like it thick"

Remember? Went to try their really THICK burger just now and gawd... it's THICK!!!

And not only that, it's HUGE too!!! It's almost half of my face! And indeed, can't finish the burger. Too large. It's only for the really hungry peeps. But it taste good~~Mmmmmmmm...

Ok. It's late. Another busy day in office tomorrow. Time to hit the bed... zzzZZZzzz

Monday, April 06, 2009

852. more "wonders"

Rant of the day: Hell breaks loose...

After the success of Wonder Girls' Nobody MV, there seems to be a surge in the number of Wonder Girls wannabes in Youtube.

We've got drag queens version from Thailand. Apparently, Wonder Girls seem to be a hit in Thailand.

And the Indonesian version. Hmmmmmmm... Dance until abit buay gam wan hor?

Got the class participation version. I think they need either more practise or a better choreographer. But than again, seems like alot of fun they are having eh... Hahaha...

This policeman version seems cool. Since when police stations got dance studio? And he look like some pro hip hop dancer lor.

The Korea sensation 2PM's version sounds funny but not bad. Wah... Even stars like Wonder Girls!!! Maybe Britney can consider doing Nobody too instead of F-U-C-K Me...

And we've got WONDER BABY!!! Awwwwwwww... Totally cuteness overload lar!!!

But I particularly like this one and it's really very... erm... post-modern? Haha...

It's Nae Du So by Noraju Parody. Nice right? I quite like the song. Very catchy.

Back to reality. First day back in office after my 1 week break is hell! Because I can't get enough of the break! I wanna have longer break lar. Moreover, is more bad news on job scope. Website review and revamp by next week. Emails still incoming non-stop. Database review report is still not going anywhere. Appraisal tomorrow. New recruit and I'm the guiding buddy. Hasanah going for her LONG break for honeymoon and have to take over.

Shit lar...

I need rat poison. Hahaha...

Sunday, April 05, 2009

851. post-exam

Rant of the day: I don't wanna go back to work!!!

As promised. Photos from the post-exam chill out.

We actually visited Karen and her newborn baby girl but the photos taken by Joreen were accidentally deleted when we were at Loof. Sad...

Here are the rest of the day stuff.

Had dinner at Bugis Junction and went for desert at 记得吃 (Ji De Chi). Heard good comments about this desert store.

I ordered this mango sago with ice-cream. Erm... the ice-cream is underneath the layer of ice. Haha.

Actually wanted to order the durian desert but... peeps around me don't eat durian! So, not wanting to cause them to puke... settled for mango, which is also my favourite. Never mind. Dear, we go next time ok? I want to try their durian desert!!!

A group photo with everyone! Cheers! From left: me, Royston, Xiao Jia, Felicia, Joreen, Cheryl, Shiqi, Mickey (Cheryl's friend and everyone calls him that) and Marc.

After desert, wanted to go to some bar to chill but... can't find a good one nearby. Heard that Loof at Odeon Towers is good and we decided to give it a try. Hmmmmmm... Perhaps not the best time to go. There was a company function and the place was packed! Outdoor and not enough air. Very warm. So we decided to move else where to chill out.

We ended up here. Starbucks at Raffles City. Haha... We had good fun here though. Hahahaha...

Don't wanna think too much about the exam but I don't think I will fail. Perhaps just a bad grade because I REALLY blank out in the hall when I read the questions.

Anyway, mum bought Deric a new squeaky toy and he loves it soooooooo much that he spoilt the squeaking thingy in less than a day.

So cute right? Awwwwwwwwww...

But now, I really don't wanna go back office tomorrow. After a week break, I just felt it wasn't enough. I need a longer break from work...

Friday, April 03, 2009

850. nobody again

Phrase of the day: Noted with thanks...

I think I confirm flunk my paper earlier. Sibeh sian!!! I totally cannot remember whatever he taught in lecture and whatever I read. It just does not link up!

Sibeh sian...

But what's over is over. No point harping on it.

It's nice chilling out after the paper though. Haven't had nice and stress free chills with friends for a really long time. Photos will be up at a later date. Now lazy... Haha...

Had previously posted the Wonder Girls, Nobody MV but looks like the craze is back again. Dear and I were humming the tune again a few days back and even Joey was quite into the tune...

"I want nobody nobody but you. I want nobody nobody but you..."

And Joey posted this cute Thailand boys version of the dance cover. They call it the Wonder Gays. Right... Haha...

I think they did a fantastic job for their age. Not exactly easy even for adults to grasp the details of the choreograph.

Cool right?