Sunday, August 31, 2008

702. male social escort

Rant of the day: My throat is unwell. Fuck!

I'd seen enough female social escort news and even on the street. Comes in all SHAPES and SIZES. As in good body shape and good boob SIZE. Haha. Of course, if you had read enough from our daily tabloids, they also offer packages. You know what I mean when I say "packages" lah. Don't need elaboration right?

Just on Friday night after dear bought her Acer laptop, we where slightly late on the NEL towards Hougang station. Dear managed to get a seat while I stood in front. Almost immediately, the guy and lady next to dear caught my eye. The guy was an Indian man in early to mid twenties (I suppose) but was dressed in the most offbeat way. Like those Bangla workers, cladded in white short-sleeve shirt tucked out from a very old-looking black pants.

But he looked really well groomed. Nicely shaved. Hair combed. Look really really attractive. His features are really sharp. Looks quite tall and definitely MUSCULAR.

But what so funny about him that caught my eye? It was the lady next to him that made me wanna observe longer. The lady was practically pawing him! She swung her right arm around his neck and started fondling his right ear and cheek. Then she slided her palm into his and started caressing his palm. But the man had NO reaction! Very unlikely for a normal couple. When she talked to him, he sort of answered very unwilling and brief. Weird!

If we were to assume the guy is a normal average man who paid the lady for sex, he can go for a better one. The lady look disgusting. Eeeeewwwwww... Her features are totally mismatch. Her boobs and huge but saggy. Her "spare tyre" can be seen bouncing when the train jerks.

The guy sort of realised I'm observing him and the lady and he kept his head really low. Somehow felt like his a lil guilty lah.

So, unlikely for the lady to be the escort right? Rather, the man was the escort and she paid for his service. And I'm sure the "package" is a comprehensive FULL package. 'Cuz it was already the LAST train home and definitely the escort would had completed his daily task unless........ *ahem*

Interesting... Haha...

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