955. hungry ghost month

Rant of the day: Jogging... Swimming... I need to lose weight...

A really retarded joke that still brings smiles everyday...

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st Ghost: How u died?

2nd Ghost: I died of cold.

1st Ghost: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd Ghost: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st Ghost: You're so pityful....

2nd Ghost: How about you? How did u die?

1st Ghost: I died from heart attack.

2nd Ghost: I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st Ghost: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.

2nd Ghost: Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive.