Joke of the day: The English teacher wish to find out how good are her students vocab standards.
Teacher : Can anyone quote me an example of "coincidence"?
John raises his hand with great excitement.
Teacher : Yes John?
John : My father and mother got married at the same day, same time and same location!
It's gonna be another long day at work. Sucks big time! I simply hate afternoon shifts. But what can I do?
Mum's new Samsung z370 came yesterday. Not bad actually. It's ultra thin with 3G capabilities and comes with a 2 megapixel camera! Guess what, it's $0 promotion! But of course, she gave it to brother to use. I got my own staff purchase with my company later.
Gonna go for work soon. Haiz...
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