787. toilet bowl

Rant of the day: So sian... Monday coming...

Chinatown is damn crowded! I didn't know that today was the CNY light-up ceremony (or whatever they name it) and am there, having people squeezing everywhere. Was not there to be part of the thing but, rather to accompany dear to exchange currency for her Japan trip.

Was chatting with dear about male and female toilet earlier on. When most guys thought the female toilet is cleaner then the male, think again... The way dear describes to me the female public toilet, it's totally disgusting! So, which ever female ever gonna complain that men can't aim and pee properly in the toilet bowl, they ought to give themselves one tight slap.

Men can't pee accurately has a reason -- a physical reason. Some men pee all over because of the foreskin but some men pee accurately because of the foreskin. Likewise for circumcised men. Some can do it accurately while some simply can't do it and it's not on purpose.

However, women are DIFFERENT. They pee all over the cubicle NOT because of physical problems. They don't wanna sit on the toilet bowl, thinking that it's "dirty" and simply refuse to wipe it clean. So they sort of half-squat, while trying to take aim in the large bowl. Unlike men where we got an extended tube for pee-ing, women don't have. And this, cause the urine to splatter all over.

And women complain men can't pee properly... Right...

I can accept men who can't pee accurately, as long as they don't pee ALL OVER the cubicle. But I cannot accept men who don't flush! Got hands to hold onto the weapon to pee but no hands to flush the damn toilet bowl? Cut off their fingers!

Some even more powerful. Don't flush? Nevermind. But they don't wash their hands too! This is totally disgusting! What is their problem?

Very inconsiderate!

I mean, you wanna die of your own bacteria then go ahead. But, if you don't maintain basic hygiene and start spreading your seeds of "love" by hand-shaking others or touching money, this is not acceptable!

Now you know how bacteria spreads... Don't use cash, use EZ Link lar! Tap only...

A music video for those who don't know how to use the toilet bowl -- Andy Lau's 马桶 (toilet bowl).