809. frank sinatra

Rant of the day: Time for medication... Sianzzz....

I'm enjoying the CD I'd bought at HMV a few days back. Gosh... I simply love Frank Sinatra's songs. The voice so deep that it calms mind and soothes pain. Love almost every song on the CD. My Way, Strangers in the Night, New York New York, Somethin' Stupid, Fly Me to the Moon, The Girl from Ipanema... So many... Fantastic...

Valentines' Day is coming. Have you got your plans?

This is the first time I had no problems with making reservations on Valentines' Day. Had tried many times to place a simple reservations in restaurants but never successful. And this year managed to reserve a table for two! Yippeeee...

Just a lil laugh I received in office. Moral of the story... be natural...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance ?"

And God replied: (You'll love this)

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"I didn't recognize you!"