Joy of the day: My first compliment letter in my current workplace... =)
Ever since dear bought me my first CK underwear, I've turned into a sucker for good and branded underwear but always try to maintain each piece below $30. So, go for those huge sale and grab as much as my wallet and drawer can take. Usually no more than 3 pieces la.
And yes, I'm a super big fan for CK underwear! So nice! So comfortable lar!
Grabs for today at the Isetan private sale. 1 CK @ $19.50. 1 DKNY @ $25.20. 1 2(x)ist @ $10. The 2(x)ist is damn cheap la! But it's the first time I'm buying this brand, so not buying alot of it. What if I don't like leh?
Hmmmmmm... Come to think about it, I always buy underwear during such sale. Haha...
Besides the underwear thingy, as the days drew closer towards the finals, I'm getting more and more excited. Gosh! The guest star is Da Mouth (大嘴巴)!!! I like lar!!!
Also, been doing my mask regime. Monday, Wednesday and Friday is face mask. Tuesday and Thursday is eye mask. Must put a lil more work on my face cause really cannot make it. Haha. And of course, practise practise and more practise.
Eric must gambatte!!!
Anyway, not sure if you had seen this joke before. Let's laugh man!
This guy is Singapore (at that time) most watched sitcom. Pokes fun at the kiasu Singaporeans stereotype by the Ah Beng character. And the funny part is he is actually a Sikh but looks so like a Chinese. Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn.........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah......, 'Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!
Right... Haha... Very smart ah? Use digging nose to explain sex. Haha...
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