843. things to do to make you "famous"

Rant of the day: The weather is really getting too warm!!!

Beyoncé is damn hot. And that hips... is her hip joints loose? How can twist and shake until like that? Crazy lar! Ouch!

But... This is totally NOT sexy!!! Pui!!! Some people just go all out to be "famous"...

His balls are bouncing vigorously with his tummy lor! Eeewwwwwww... Think he really need to do more of this routine to slim down.

Gross...

Anyway, in about 12 hours, I'll be on my way to Bintan!!! Yeah!!!

Passport... check
Cash... check
Singlets... check
Broad shorts... check
Underwear... check
Toiletries... check
Towel... check
Camera... still charging

Hmmmmmm... oh!!! My suntan lotion!!! Eh... why left so little ah? It's not leaking lor! Aiyah, must be my brother la. Use so much dunno how to replenish de! Grrrrrrrr...